[ chapter one ]
Eight teens stood outside the principals office and await. The short-redhead began kicking the box infront of her "this sucks big time yanno?" she said getting annoyed with the pure silence in the room. The sportygirl sighed and took out her iPod, she blasted up the volume so that she couldn't hear her friend complain. The preppy friend began laughing as she pressed play on her camera, she recorded the mess they have made a couple minutes ago, she just kept on giggling. The emo-girl sighed "this is our 6th time that we've been sent to the principals office" she looked up at the ceiling and kept staring at the moth going crazy over a stupid light-bulb. The girls heard the toilet flush as their complete Clutzy friend came out of the washroom and sighed "that was some awesome peeing" they looked weirdly at her and she laughed "I was just kidding!" and sat between Ms.Goody Good and Cussing24/7, Ms.Goody Good began biting on her fingernails and rocked back and fourth "My Father is going to kill me! I've never done this such thing since 4 years ago" she said stuttering and began hypervanilating, Cussing24/7 then slapped at the back of her head "snap out of it! you're so fucken annoying" she said glaring at her friend but it was the truth, Ms.Goody Good grinned at her friend "I'm sorry but I'm just so afraid of my father" Cussing24/7 rolled her eyes and sighed "never give a shit about what adults think, they probably did it when they were teens too" she said getting out her cigarettes from her sweater and sighed when she saw that she only had one cigarette left "fuck, anyone wanna lend me some money? if i don't get my cigarette fix i am so cutting someone's hairs off" she said crushing the box of cigarettes and lit the cig in the room, Ms.Goody Good gasped, she grabbed the cigarette and went to the bathroom and flushed it down, Ms.Cuss looked at her friend "WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" she began sulking and knelt down beside the toilet where her last cigarette was gone "you so OWE me a new pack of cigarettes" she said grabbing her from the collar, she smiled and nodded. The Celebrity - Obsessed Friend began turning the Star! Magazine and kept squealing "oh my gawd! Robert Pattinson is so HAWT!" she said giggling, the emo-friend groaned "Robert Pattinson is a whore, he's so pale that people think he's dead! too skinny, he should be called Skeletore" she said laughing, the obsessed girl glared at her friend and kept reading and drooling on the pictures "wanna know who's hot? Marilyn Manson, damn that guy has a nice ass!" the emo friend said sighing dreamily, the obsessed friend 'pfft' at her and now they were in a glaring contest "Marilyn practically looks like a chick! HE'S A TRANNY!" she yelled, now the emo girl was mad "for fuck sakes, that was only a music video! he's not a tranny!" then last but not least Clutz sighed and stood up "would you guys knock it off! it's almost time to go into the office, so shut up and sit down!" the girls sat down and puffed out frustration, Clutz smiiled at herself "okay girls, Mr.Staruck will now see you girls" said the Front Desk Lady "thanks ms .. uhh .. umm .." said Ms.Goody Good forgetting her name "don't hurt your brain" said Sporty and smirked when she glared "the name is Jenna" she simply said and Ms Goody Good nodded and they went into the office "Wassup Old Man! Long time no see aye!?" yelled the Red-head, the principal sighed "this is the sixth time you girls got sent into the office, tell me why you guys caused this massive destruction" he said leaning against the chair and looked at each of us "w-well ..." stuttered Ms.Goody Good, Cusser rolled her eyes and slammed down her fists on the desk "what she's trying to say is that it was her fault, she's the one who started the food fight in the classroom and tied up Mrs.Starness and began lighting up her lighter and set the 4 page essay on fire, so yeah, she did it so can we go home now?" she said trying to smile sweetly but her lips kept twitching, Mr.Staruck sighed "it's a nice story but I am not believing that she did it" he said pointing at the scared looking Ms.Goody Good plus glaring at Cusser "I NEVER DID SUCH A THING! YOU GUYS FORCED ME TO THROW THAT PANCAKE AT THAT GUY!" she yelled and sat down when she realized she was mad, she was now blushing while her friends laughed "okay, half of it is bullshit but hey? you can't blame us now can you? we know you miss us" said Sporty and the principal laughed "okay you got me there but I'm sorry to say this but you'll be transfered to an all Boarding School for girls" the room was now silent and the only thing they can hear is the typing from Jenna in the front desk 'WHAAAATTT?!?!!?!" all the girls yelled except preppy & obsessed "really? aren't those kind of schools suppose to teach you discipline and good manners!" happily yelled those two girls, all the girls were now sulking in their heads "but not to worry, you guys have until 3 weeks to leave Pikangikum" he said smiling then the Red-Head finally broke down "I am NOT mentally, pyshically and emotionally ready for this kind of shit!" yelled the Red-head and ran out of the office, Sporty, Emo and Complete Tomboy were quiet, they sighed as they went outside. Ms Goody Good blinked a few times and went out as well while the Preppy Girls were hugging and squealing.
Redhead's Story: School has ended for the day, she got into the bus and sat way at the back of the bus and began panicking because her parents are very stricted with her education and if she continued this, she will be grounded from going out at nights, computer and every personal belonging she had, so that means, no television and phone OR her iPod. She sighed as she stood outside of the house, infront of the door. She gulped and opened the door and sighed when no-one was there, she tip-toed to her room and locked it, she quickly turned on her computer and wrote her blog saying that this might be her last time to write her blog and her internet life "GOODBYE CYBER WORLD!" she typed and submitted it and turned off her computer and starrted shaking when she heard the car coming on the driveway "holy shit, please be gentle with me" she said praying and went downstairs. She went into the living room and turned on the television and hesitated on changing the channels, just then the television was turned off "The End is Beginning" she whispered, she stood up and faced her angry looking parents, she smiled nervously and was going to begin talking but was shushed by her mother's hand gesture, which motioned for her to zip-it. Her 3 sisters and 2 brothers were sent into their rooms 'no fair' she said sulking in her head. The father went into her room and took her personal belongings, her mother held out her hand infront of the Red-head, she took out her iPod 'NOT MY BABY!!' she cried inside. Thats how it ended for The Red-Heads Story. The parents were thrilled when their daughter got sent to a boarding school, which means no alcohol or any other bad habit.
Sporty's Story: She entered the house and didn't give a damn about what her parents are going to say, just then her mother was infront of her face yelling but Sporty didn't hear her because the volume on her Music Device was way up. She began laughing as her mother made a fool of herself "geez mom, calm down" she said going to her room and began watching tv in her room. Then the power in her room was turned off "OH COME ON! THAT WAS ONLY A MINOR XD'S PRANK!" she yelled and sighed, she decided to take a nap. When she woke up, she was confused when her door was open, she closed it and lit a candle she found in her room and placed it infront of her mirror, she looked at her reflection and got all red when she found out why her door was open, her little sisters came into the room and drew on her face. She 'ughed' when she went out of her room and into the bathroom to clean off the mess they have made, she heard snickering from the living room and it was her family laughing at her "oh you guys are very mature" she said going back to her room and slept.
Preppy's Story: She kept replaying the video from the day, she laughed and laughed when she went into her house, she didn't realize her parents were glaring at her. She went into her room, still giggling and turned on the computer and plugged the cord from the camera into the computer and logged on into her YouTube Channel and uploaded the small but awesome vid. She refreshed it and immediantly already have 300 views and 20 comments about how awesome we were. She was about to logged on into her MSN account when her computer was taken away "OH MY GOD!! NOO!! WITHOUT MY ELECTRONICS THERE IS NO ME!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!" she yelled as her father took away her computer and laptop. She sulked all night but laughed when he didn't take away her camera, she evily laughed inside her head as she pressed play and began laughing again.
Emo's Story: She stood at the sidewalk from her house, lightning and rain poured down on her as her eyeliner started to smudge "if you listen closely, you'll hear creepy background music" she said looking at YOU (the audience). She sighed and walked into her house and all was filled with weird looking paintings, vases and furniture "dude we're emo's not vampires" she said and went into her room. She took out a kitchen knife "people who think that Emo People cut theirs wrists are fucken retarded and wrong" she said throwing the kitched knife and landed straight at the door. The door opened and their stood her parents, they wore their usual clothes for art (ART FREAKS) "young lady you better have a good explaination" her mother tapped her foot on the floor "well, we got bored and decided to do a minor prank, yanno? cause she was the only one who didn't get pranked" she said simply and yawned, her mother sighed and went to her window, covered with black curtains, she grabbed the fabric and ripped it "from now on, you won't have curtains besides this room needs light" Emo hissed at the bright sun and went under her covers "you guys make me sick" she could hear her father chuckle. That was Emo's Day.
Clutz's Story: She was still at the school because her four-wheeler won't start "come on you stupid piece of junk!" she said kicking it and made a weird sound, she sighed and tried to find a way on how to start it "CAN SOMEONE HELP ME!" then a teacher came and help her, he laughed when he turned the neutral button to the middle, he turned the keys and click the button to start it and it was magically alive, she laughed nervously and thanked him. She cursed at the vechile when it only went to 70 "cheap thing" she finally got home and went inside the house, her parents were already there, she grinned and walked past them "no need to yell, i've already been sent to a boarding school" she said closing her door but was stopped by her father's foot in the way, she sighed "okay okay, i could explain, we were bored and did a minor prank, so what?" she said, they sighed and did what they were doing before the phone call. She rolled her eyes and laid on her bed and starting thinking but smirked "well atleast that wasn't so bad" she smiled and fell asleep.
Ms.Goody's Story: She ran into her house and went straight to her parents and started crying "I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT TO MRS.STARNESS!" she said sobbing into her mothers dress, she laughed "it's okay sweetie" she said comforting her sobbing seventeen year old (Cusser: whatta baby Ms.Goody: I am NOT a BABY! it was emotional for me) she stopped crying and went into her room and sadly her computer was gone, she got her cell-phone and went into the closet and texted her friends saying that her computer is gone and they said the same thing but still had all of their cellphones. She smiled "you guys made me bad-asses but you guys are my first real best friends" she said clinging on her cellphone. She got out of her closet and sat on her bed and took out her diary and wrote about her day at school. She finished a 2 paged entry (Cusser: *coughs* NERD). She lied down on her bed and looked at her ceiling and somehow fell asleep through the whole night.
Cusser's Story: She jumped happily in her home and went in the living where her parents were sitting watching tv "whatcha do now?" her father asked while watching Baseball, she grinned "Got into a food fight in Ms.Goody's class and threw a pancake at a guy, and then tied up the teacher and burned the 4 paged essay" she said, her father looked at her and looked back at the tv "even I could've done better than that" he said laughing, the whole family was now laughing "honey, remember that time when we tied up the principal in the middle of the field with no clothes on?" her mother said and her father nodded proudly, Cusser laughed "oh my gosh! you guys are so awesome!" she said then "but still, no computer until you get back" said her father then her mother laughed "WHAT?!" she yelled and sulked on his shoulders "aye, watch the shirt, i just had it ironed" said her father then her mother laughed "yeah right, you're a 32 year old and still don't do your own laundry" she said and now it was the mother and daughter turn to laugh, he rolled his eyes and smiled and kept watching the game. Not Bad For Cusser.
Obsessed's Story: She didn't go home instead she went to the store to get the latest Star! Magazine, she bought about 8 magazines and went home. She was a psychotic stalker for stars, she would leave a whole page letter to stars she loves. She went inside her home and straight into her room, she opened her door and stood there, her right eye twitching, all of her posters were gone, she screamed and went into her parents room and they were laying there, Dad reading a newspaper while Mom was sewing "Welcome Home Honey, we got a call from your principal" her mother said not taking her eyes off the fabric. Obsessed sighed and looked down on the floor "what I did was wrong, i know but it was only a minor prank, come on!" she said raising her voice, now the parents looked at her "your computer was taken away so now more letters or emails" they said at the same time "now give me the magazines" Obsessed looked at her bag of magazines "b-but .. I haven't even start reading them!" she gave in and handed the bag to her father and went into her room, she took out her cellphone that parents didn't know she bought and texted an email to Brad Pitt and laughed psychotically.
[ chapter two ]
The girls were in different classes, Red-Head was in Math, Sporty was in Gym, Preppy was in English, Emo was in Art, Clutz was in the Shop Class, Ms Goody was in Science, Cusser was in Native Studies and Obsessed was in Geography. They secretly got out their cellphones and began texting each other, even though their electronics got taken away, the parents didn't know they bought a new pair of cellphones for each other.
Redhead - ha this sucks big time but atleast we'll be away from the adults until the end of the year, BOOYAH!
Cusser - dude, my parents weren't satisfied because they said they did better than me (-_- )
Emo - I now have no curtains in my room, how could you guys live with the sun in your room, it's ridiculous!
Ms.Goody - you should be happy to have light in your room, my computer is gone though T_T
Obsessed: OMG HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WRITE A 2 PAGED LETTER TO JOHNNY DEPP!! o_O
Clutz - why not WRITE and not TYPE a letter, it would be much easier you know?
Obsessed - are you crazy! my hand-writing sucks! it's like a 2 year old writing to santa claus!
Sporty - why would you write a letter to a nobody when they don't even write back?
Cusser - because they're assholes!
EVERYONE - Laughing Out Loud
Preppy - so whatcha guys doing right now? right now i'm learning something about Newspapers.
Red-Head - Fractions, god i hate fractions! they are so fucken confusing!!
Sporty - We're playing Lacrosse right now, and it sucks. Boring sport EVER!
Emo - I'm learning Perspective right now, differents angles, like 3D or something.
Clutz - I'm learning how to build an Outhouse, looks easy though >:P
Ms.Goody - I'm learning about Photosynthesis right now and it's interesting ^_^
Cusser - ( -_-) BORING! I'm learning about Treaties and our History.
Obsessed - I'm learning about Treaties too! awesome! ^_^
Cusser - ..... no comment .....
Redhead - anyways, anybody want to go for a smoke? i need company.
Everyone except Ms.Goody - I'M IN!
Ms.Goody - Sorry but I can't because we have to finish an assignment thats due today
Before they could read her message, everyone went offline on her, she groaned and held her hand up "excuse me? teacher! but may I use the bathroom?" she said and the teacher let go, she quietly opened the door and went to their usual spot and all the girls were there "so she finally came" said Cusser blowing the smoke at her face and coughed when she inhaled the smoke, they laughed and kept smoking. Just then a song came out of nowhere -Kanye West : Love Lockdown- the girls looked everywhere for the speakers but none. Then all of the sudden, these people with black spendix ran towards them and began dancing weirdly, like Circus People. They did these awesome and gross moves that makes you gasped. Cusser tried to do a move but failed. The song ended and the people disappeared "that was an awesome smoke break I've ever had" said Redhead inhaling the smoke when the realized they were inhaling a Joint Stick, they laughed while Ms.Goody looked weirdly at them, she took the stick and smelled it "OH MY GOSH! you guys have to get rid of this!" she said throwing it on the ground and was going to squish it but was stopped by Cusser, she looked up at her and she was smiling "nooo, i need more!" she said and took it and inhaled it, the girls began giggling but stopped when they saw Barney and Jason walking towards them, Barney looked at Jason and began singing the I Love You song, Jason took out his butcher knife and slit Barney's throat "NOOO!! NOT BARNEY!!" yelled the girls and glared at Jason "nobody messes with our Childhood Favourite Character!!" they said charging at him and began killing Jason, Obsessed took his knife and slit his hands and feet, Sporty sat on top of him and grabbed his eyeballs and took them out and fed it to a dog close to him, Redhead took the knife and stabbed him in the stomache and everyone took all of his organs out and fed it to dogs or birds. They went to the woods and dug a hole for Barney, then they said a Prayer "let this heavenly being rest in peace" and went back to class, the teachers kept looking at their students while they were covered in Blood.
First Period was over for the girls as they met with each other at their usual spot close to the Kindergarden Portables, the teachers would tell them to go by the road for a smoke and Ms Goody kept saying sorry to them for them. They sighed because the heat outside was making them sweat "geez, that weather guy said it was going to be chilly! FUCKTARDS!" said Cusser and she took off her sweater and the girls followed as well, just then the fire alarms went off, everyone went at the end of the road and wait for the Fire Alarms to stop then all the teachers were asked to gather at the Staff Room, they were in there for 20 minutes and finally came out, then they looked at them and motioned for them to come in. They went inside and it was AWESOME in there, they had a 42" Flat Screen TV!! and these awesome couches and a mini fridge "OH MY GOSH I WANNA LIVE IN HERE!" yelled Sporty as she lied down on the couch. They were told to sit on the chairs, they did as they were told and looked at the teachers "so what's the problem?" said Clutz, the Principal sighed "we know that you guys are upset that you're being transfered to a boarding school" we nodded "but that does not mean that you guys have to burn down the school" everything went silent, so silent that someone farted, Mr.Weaver was the one who turned Red "WHAT?!?! just because we're fucken bad-asses but that does not mean we burn down schools!!!" said Cusser getting angry "WE WERE AT THE END OF THE ROAD SMOKING! WE WERE NOWHERE NEAR THE PORTABLES!!" yelled Redhead. Emo was so mad that she grabbed one of the teacher's coffee cup and threw it straight at the flat screen [criickets chirping] the girls laughed nervously "hehe she didn't mean to do that yanno?" said Redhead as they screamed and ran out of the room while the teachers were trying to kill them, the ran in the middle of the school grounds while all the student were laughing and recording.
The Girl + Teachers were now in the Nursing Station with bruises and cuts, the girls were first to come into the office "okay, so tell me what happened and why it happened" Cusser was about to talk but was stopped by Sporty "well, it was the end of first period so me and the girls went for a smoke and went at the end of the road and the fire alarms started going off, everyone was sent to where we were standing, the alarms stopped and the highschool teachers were called out to come into the staff room and then they called us into the room and told us that we caused the fire alarms when we weren't even close to the school grounds. She *points at emo* got angry and grabbed one of the teacher's cup and threw it at the tv and broke. We pissed off the teachers and started going at us when we tried running away from them, it was a nightmare" she said and looked at the nurse writing what she just said, she smiled and started treating our wounds. We went out of the nurses office and it was the teachers turn, we glared at each other, Redhead-Cusser-Emo then tripped all of the teachers, now they were on top of each other, we laughed and waited in the waiting room. Obsessed gasped as she found a Star! Magazine and started flipping through the pages. The teachers were now in the same room as us, the nurse as well. The nurse coughed as everyone waited for her answer "well, the only story I could believe is ... " she paused as everyone went quiet "the girls" she said and they squealed and hugged but pushed each others away when they were in a Girly Moment, they coughed and thanked the Nurse. They all went home and explained to their parents why school was cancelled for today.
[ chapter three ]
It was yet another boring day of school and another day of texting (only 2 weeks more to go until they leave). Everything stopped when they got a text from someone, someone they don't even know [Avenger] was his/her screenname saying that they need to go get something from the city called ... Toronto. They've been called out from class for 2 days, Redhead started to get impatient when the plane didn't move at all "SOMEONE GET THIS THING STARTED ALREADY!!" she yelled that the people hushed her "oh hush yourselves!" she said puffing on the seat. Then the intercom was on "okay ladies and gents, it is now time for a deminstration of these uhh .. what are they called again?" he paused for a minute and the co-pilot didn't know either "umm .. neh let's just skip these safety procedures and get on with the flight! WHO'S WITH ME!!" everyone yelled in joy so was Redhead and Cusser. They were now at the airport of Toronto! The girls were now in their black cloaks with shades, Redhead's hair was spiked up "I look so freaken awesome! cool hair!" she said looking at her reflection, she got slapped behind the head by Emo, she glared at her friend for admiring herself, they tried many times stopping a taxi but all the cabs were taken "I am so not walking! I have heels on people!" yelled Obsessed but everyone ignored her and walked on without her. She sighed, she took off her heels and ran towards her friends and saw the building, that is where that thing is (yes, we call it a thing but not JUST a thing, it's a valuable thing xD) but anyways, then they saw a mini-van enough for 8 people, Clutz looked through the window and the keys were NOT in there "damn it, anyone know how to start a car without keys?" Ms Goody Good looked up "i know how to do that, I've done that 2 years ago" she opened the door and started working, it took half an hour for her to get it "and you said you knew how to get it started" mumbled Cusser, Sporty was the one who drove since she's at that age to drive but the thing is that she doesn't have a driver's license, she HAD one but sadly, she got drunk one night and her vechile got RUINED!. It was an awkward silent moment for the girls in the van, Redhead got all sweaty and started breathing fast "OMG IS IT ALWAYS THIS HOT IN HERE! SOMEONE OPEN THE DAMN WINDOWS!" Emo just sighed and opened the window beside Redhead, Redhead sighed and almost fell asleep but had a rude awakening by Cusser but pouring water on her. The two-rebelious girls then got into a fight in the van "YOU ASSHOLE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKEN PAY!!" screamed Redhead and began punching her and kicking her while Cusser was defending herself when all of the sudden the Van stopped at full speed that all the girls flew forward, Sporty then laughed nervously "sorry, i was busy getting Cusser's foot out of my view that I didn't see the Stoplights" all the girls in the van groaned, stretching and whatsoever.
They made it to their destination, they put their cloaks back on (MsGoody: don't forget the shades Me: =_=) and their shades, the walked slowly to the front desk, so slow that a turtle would walk past them. They made it to the desk "excuse me dude, but we were sent here to come get a package" said Clutz, the guy looked at us and we finally realized that it was a SHE! "who you cheap skank nobodies calling a dude!" she yelled and began so furious that kids beside her began crying, we screamed out of the door and panted "holy shit! how was i suppose to know that it was a SHE!" they all began thinking of a plan" then it was MsGoody's turn to speak "how about break into the back door?" she said and then Redhead&Cusser hugged her tightly "oh my gosh! she's starting to like being Rebelious!" they cried in tears of joy while Ms.Goody groaned. They went to the back door with these camoflouge make-up and clothing, and saw these 2 guards and man they were BUFF! "holy crap, okay you three *points at sporty,redhead & cusser* will go over there and do your shit" before they could agree, they saw Obsessed running towards the guards with foam in her mouth "what the fuck?" the girls said, the gaurds screamed and BOOM! they got knocked out. She breathed heavily and wiped the foam off of her mouth and then stood there dumbfounded, she looked at us and smiled + waved at us. They went to the door but you need somekind of cardswiper to get in, Redhead thinked and looked into the guards pockets and there! she found the card, she swiped it and in they go, dramatic music came on and the girls tried to be sneaky, the elevator door was open and they went in quickly before anyone could see them. The door closed and in came the cheap elevator music, the girls got all awkward. DING! the door opened and in came back the dramatic music. They found the room where that THING was, Sporty stood on the left while Emo was on the right, Sporty then made these weird gestures with her hands that none of the girls understood, she groaned and slapped her forehead "YOU GO FIRST AND I'LL BE BEHIND YOU!" she yelled silently, Emo made that 'ooohh' face and then, they kicked the door and started yelling like maniacs "AHHHHH!!! WE WANT THE THING AND WE WANT IT NOW!!!" yelled Ms.Goody then she began shooting with her gun "where the fuck did she get that gun?" said Obsessed getting all confused, they looked at the people and none of them were shot or anything, then a bird came crashing down on the big brown rectangle table. Everyone gasped while Ms.Goody laughed nervously "and may I ask what that thing is?" the big fat guy said leaning towards the table with his hands on his chin, the girls huddled and began whispered "got it?" said Cusser "you didn't even say anything, you just said 'psstpsstpsstpsstpbonierow'" the girls laughed and looked at the guy "we were sent here by someone named Avenger, and that person wanted something from this building" said Emo, the GUY coughed and had a box, a box that a new born infant could fit in, the girls thanked the guy when the guards that Obsessed knocked out came running in the room and the guys grabbed Obsessed by the collar and glared at her, the GUY ordered them to leave them alone and that they were just here to come pick up a package.
They went back to the airport all tired and shit, when all of the sudden Emo's phone started going off, and it was a text
Avenger: bring the package outside of the Administration Office, be there by 9pm SHARP!
The girls shrugged it off and now they were back home already, it was now 8:55pm and noone was there yet "where the fuck is that person!!" yelled Redhead and then they heard a cough, they turned their heads and saw the person in the shadows and came walking towards them "you got the stuff?" he whispered, and the girls nodded, Clutz handed him the box and he nodded and opened the box, and out came ..... a carton of milk? the girls anime-falled (people who watch anime know this and for people that don't know, just watch anime xD) "YOU MEAN WE WENT THROUGH THAT SHIT FOR A STUPID CARTON OF MILK!! WHY COULDN'T YOU BUY MILK AT THE STORE!!" Redhead ran towards the person and he took off his hood and it was the vice principal, redhead stopped and went up to the guy and slapped him, she slapped him so hard that there was a red-mark on his right cheek, she huffed and walked home which was not from the school. All the girls went home and texted each other and off to their dreams they go.
[ chapter four ]
Ms.Goody was bored one evening and just sat there looking out at her window and saw these complete different girls, one was like all emo and one was like a girly girl "hmm .. i wonder what it would be like to be the opposite" and then she came up with an idea, she began writing her friends names, put them in a hat and took out her cellphone, text the girls a message to meet her at the school boundaries. The usual walkers moaned because this evening was pretty hot outside. The usual walkers were pissed that they had to walk in the beating hot sun "damnit! you could've atleast picked us up you no good thing!" yelled Redhead while MsGoody stuck out her little tongue "just get on with it" said Clutz getting impatient "okay! okay! umm well i was just thinking of a new way to entertain ourselves is by switching our personalities? yanno?" it was silent for 1 minute, only birds were heard then everyone began laughing "gahahaha a-are hahaha y-you s-s-hahaserious?!?!" laughed Cusser while trying to catch her breath holding Redhead for support, Ms.Goody stood there getting them on her nerves, laughing at her plan "just pick one paper" she said sticking out her hat, Cusser and Redhead were still giggling but now they were frozen "WHAT?! I'M SUPPOSE TO ACT LIKE YOU!" she yelled pointing at Ms.Goody.
Here's a List
Clutz - Obsessed
Cusser - Ms.Goody
Redhead - Emo
Emo - Sporty
Sporty - Preppy
Preppy - Clutz
Obsessed - Redhead
Ms.Goody - Cusser
Ms.Goody was pleased with herself but was afraid that she has to be Cusser "oh and by the way, you must trade in your clothes and the winner who makes it through wins 1000 bucks" she smirked and everyone was looking at her as if she was an alien or something. Everyone went home and traded in their clothes to the person they had. But if they choose not to join the event, them someone must kiss the security guard that works at the Restaurant.
Cusser was wearing this school like uniform that made her look like a *coughs* snoot and let her hair down. MsGoody wore this baggy looking sweater plus Sweatpants, she must also tie her hair back. Redhead was not use to being emo, she wore thick eyeliner and dark-purple nail polish and must wear her hood at all times. Emo wasn't very happy at all, she's not much of a spor type kind of girl, it's going to be hard because she never really showed her face to the sun. Sporty was confused on how to be a complete girly girl, she glared at the lipgloss and eye shadow plus the many many different types of lipstick, she put on a 'wtf' face. Preppy was getting frustrated because she doesn't know how to be clumsy, she decided to let her sneaker shoelace loose. Obsessed was going CRAZY! she gave away her clothes and magazines to Clutz and now she has to wear these skater like clothes. MsGoody gulped and googled some swear words and gasped, she regret ever making this plan. Clutz was enjoying herself, she was cutting out 'Robert Pattinson' heads and sticking them to her wall and began throwing Darts at his face "not much of a pretty boy aren't you!" she laughed maniacally and began getting obsessed with 'Edward's face', she just loved darting his face.
Day One: Reunite! aka Enter Hell! My Good Friend.
Many students were chattering away, it was a beautiful sunny morning and everyone was filled with joy until . . . *jaws theme* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4) eight different figures came towards the school. One of the kindergardeners were screaming and running inside the classrooms as a teacher spoke "what the hell is that" he said staring at the girls, a storm suddenly appeared as wind whooshed! *end theme song* Redhead was getting on her last nerve that she wanted to yell but can't since Emo's are the quiet types so she just wrote it on her paper. The girl went their seperate classes and my oh my they were having a difficult time. Sporty had bad luck, they were playing ground hockey and yet she's stuck doing her nails and hair. Emo was getting her ass kicked, they were playing dodgeball and tried her best to play but she got dodgeballs in the face like 7 times. Preppy was making a fool of herself by pranking the teachers and tripping on her own feet. Obsessed was sulking in the washroom 'how in the hell does she do this?!' she stood up and lit her lighter and brought it close to the fire alarms. Cusser wanted to punch at herself because of her new look 'ergh! this damn t-shirt is so fucken tight!'. Clutz was looking through the bookshelves and looked for the Star! Magazine and found it, and immediantly cut out their faces and pasted them on her Binder. MsGoody just sat on her chair then the teacher asked okay miss, whats the answer?" he said pointing at me, she looked up and smirked "shove it" he glared and sent her to the office. (me: shove it? THAT IS SO GRADE 3-ISH!! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT! Ms.Goody: I DIDN'T WANT TO GO THAT FAR!).
Day Two! Risk it all to Win it all!
it is now the second day of the final event, all the girls reunited at the school grounds, everything was quiet. Only 2 contestants were left, Cusser and Redhead. They stood and faced each other "I'M GOING TO WIN!!" yelled Redhead raising her fist at her friend "teh, we all know who's going to win and thats me!" she yelled and they were about to kill each other. Clutz flicked her fingers at the foreheads "OW THAT HURT!" they yelled and glared at her, the three were now in a glaring contest. They snapped out of it when MsGoody gave them a warning and booy has she been moody all day "okay the final task to get you guys crack is ..." everything got quiet, the two contestants gulped "find a date, since the two of you don't know how to pick up a guy" the girls just stared at MsGoody "haha! THATS A GOOD PLAN!" yelled Clutz and high-fived the others "haha this should be entertaining" said Sporty "indeed" whispered Emo
Cusser was stalking this one guy who she doesn't know and stood by his side "omg, have you been working out? you have nice biceps" she said smiling at the guy "sorry but i'm into the other gender" she sulked into her head and moved on with another guy 'okay, i have got to find an easy target' she scanned and looked at the Building 'hmph, sure enough all the guys are in there' she walked in and saw many guys covered with sweat 'errgh, that's gross' she thought smelling the odour from the guys that she almost puked. She grabbed one random guy, she looked at him and he wasn't such a nice looking guy but hey! never judge a book by it's cover even though his eyebrows are now one (me: don't worry, it's noone in pik, just a fictional character, or is it aha jk*). Both Cusser and Redhead had a guy, MsGoody smirked "heh, took you long enough, it's been 6 hours, geez you guys must've bribed them or something" that hit the spot but they let it go "okay, now the next step is dangerous . . ." it was silent and then she giggled "you must kiss the person!" they were about to beat the living shit out of her but its for 1000 bucks, they faced their 'guy' and leaned in closer, and closer . . . until . . . "GAH! I CAN'T DO THIS! MONEY OR NOT! THIS IS TOO WEIRD!!" yelled Cusser and pushed the guy away, she laughed nervously "haha sorry" the guy glared at her and he went back to the building "she hasn't won yet, she must kiss the guy" said MsGoody, Redhead sighed and just kissed the guy "bleh!" she said spitting 'gah! thats sick!' she grinned when she won the money "WAHOO!! I WON!! HAHA IN YOUR FACE!! HAHA I WON!! I WON ONE THOUSAND BUCKS!!" MsGoody evily smirked "yes you did" she got out her cell phone and said a few words and hung up. just then this Semi-Truck came in DOO DOO DOO (me: a truly annoying sound) and came falling one thousand deers "WHAT THE HELL?!!??!?!" screamed Redhead and held a fist at MsGoody but she only smiled "what? i said one thousand bucks, another word for deers" she said winking at her friend, she was confused "y-you mean? i k-kissed a random guy for 1000 dead deers?!!?!?!" she was now chasing MsGoody while the School Security were chuckling at the smart girl's plan. MsGoody now has 3 bruises on both arms and 4 cuts on each leg and a shiner in her right eye while Redhead smiled to herself when she went to bed.
[ chapter five ]
It was now the last week until the girls leave for the boarding school. It was a Bright Warm day for the non-drinkers but for the drinkers, it was a nightmare. Cusser and Redhead groaned as their hangovers took control of them, everything was spinning in their point of view. Clutz and Sporty were in bitch mode that morning, they were in one room where it's completely dark and cool, Clutz opened the curtains and they immediantly hissed "AHH!! MY EYES!! MY HEAD!!" yelled Redhead "get your asses up, we're going to the store" said Sporty and snagging the blanket from them. They groaned as the two entered the store and sure enough a lot of people were there 'teh, pay day i guess' thought Cusser "t-there's . . too many . . people. YOU KNOW HOW I GET WHEN THERE'S THIS MANY PEOPLE!!" yelled Clutz grabbing a bag and breathing fast until Sporty hit the back of her head "get a grip you fool" she said coldly while Emo smirked. Obsessed was in the Magazine aisle while Preppy was in the accessories aisle that they could hear their sighs. Clutz went to the shoe aisle while Sporty was on the sports section, Emo was in the uhh who know's and Redhead was in the junkfood aisle while Cusser was getting a slushie to ease her hangover. Everyone got what they wanted and went to Sporty's vechile and hung out even though it's hot and small in there. Cusser was getting sick of the sunlight "errgh, you guys are so evil! but not the slushie ^_^ it's goood" she sighed and dranked it again and again while Redhead was munching on some soda and chips, Clutz was admiring her new pair of shoes while her old ones were at the back of the vechile, Obsessed was eagerly flipping through the magazine and squealing seeing Taylor Lautner's face and almost fainted, Preppy was destroying the smell inside with her nail polish while Emo was reading a book about some Dark Romance or something. MsGoody was just sitting there, she didn't buy anything because she forgot to ask her parents some money "why didn't you just ask us for money you bum" mumbled Clutz while she just laughed nervously "i didn't want to be a burden" she said staring out the window and saw a bird passing by.
Everything was going great but too great, everyone was quiet and what not. Even Obsessed was not flipping through the pages and cutting out the celebrities "what is on your mind today girls? you've been quiet all of the sudden" said Emo "not that i don't mind, being quiet. it's just weird without your stupiditiness" she said eyeing the girls, Cusser gripped on her slush and grinned at her "you sure do talk big for a quiet one like you, i guess, i just realized that we only have seven days until we go to that stupid school" she threw out her slush that hit onto another car, and now the slush was everywhere on the window and the driver was glaring at us "STEP ON IT YOU STUPID DRIVER!! PEDDLE TO THE MEDDLE!" and Sporty quickly drove off with an angry guy cursing at us, Redhead rolled down the passenger window and stuck out her tongue at the guy "CATCH US IF YOU CAN OLD MAN!" she saw him quickly cleaning his window and coming onto them REAL fast "HOLY SHIT!! STEP ON IT!!!" she said and going back into the vechile "THIS PSYCHOPATH IS GOING TO KILL US!! QUICKLY!! TO THE SCHOOL!!!" she said pointing at the road to the school. Meanwhile at the back of the seat were four not so enthusiastic about the idea, so many bumps were on the road that they floated in the background with not so happy expressions "this is so troublesome" said Emo while the other three agreed. Now the OPP were on their asses "DUUDE!! WE'RE ON THE WANTED LIST!! I'M GOING TO BE FAMOUS!!" yelled Cusser looking at the back and 4 OPP vechiles were on their tail "OH SNAP!! OUR PARENTS ARE IN THOSE VECHILES!! THEY ARE SO GOING TO KICK OUR ASSES!!" yelled Clutz getting a flashback from her previous punishment from her parents. Emo sighed and just sat there looking all cool and not caring, while MsGoody was frightened and tried stopping Sporty but she was having fun "I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!! WAHOO!! HOLD ON TIGHT YOU MAGGOTS!" she was now hitting it 130 then she played 'Tokyo Drift by Teriyaki Boyz' she was now laughing like a maniac "she's scary, scarier than her" points at Redhead, again out of the window mocking the cops. Now there was a Helicopter above them "OKAY! PLAN B!" Sporty hit the brakes and the girls scattered everywhere.
2 people per cell, for Cusser it was a never-ending nightmare, she was stuck with MsGoody, Redhead was stuck with Obsessed, Preppy was stuck with Emo, Clutz was stuck with Sporty.
Cusser/MsGoody: Cusser squeezed her water bottle because she was stuck with this so called Angel, she looked at her, MsGoody back and smled at her like an idiot 'she's scary sometimes' thought Cusser moving 5 inches away from her. MsGoody saw this and glared at her "move one more inch and it will be your last" she said and immediantly Cusser stopped "haha what do you mean, I saw a spider and moved haha!" she laughed nervously, MsGoody looked at her and grabbed "stay where you are you feline" she whispered, Cusser whimpered.
Redhead/Obsessed: Redhead's eyes were wide because of Obsessed obsession with Celebrity, she was in the corner, she managed to take one of the female security guards magazine "hehe one day, we will reunite my precious" she said snuggling a picture of Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp "mine . . mine . . all mine" she repeated. With Redhead, she was sitting the opposite side of her 'she sure is freaky, i'd give anything to trade spaces with anyone . . . oh God please help me' Obsessed twitched "are you alright? it's like you've seen a ghost" whispered Obsessed.
Preppy/Emo: As usual, Preppy was doing her nails and singing a tune while Emo was in the dark corner. Preppy sighed "you know, we've been friends for years and still we haven't talked and you haven't talked at all" she said and Emo just ignored her, she sighed and went back to fixing her nails "I . . . i guess umm i don't know" she said, Preppy looked at her and faced infront of her "which reminds me" takes a camera out and grins "PIC TIME!! our first bust all together, SMILE YOU GIRLS!!" she yelled, she and emo stuck her head out and so did the others, flick! perfect picture.
Clutz/Sporty: Both of them high-fived each other, they were both thinking of a plan, a plan to get out "okay, you do that and i'll do the other" Sporty nodded and whistled when the male guard passed us "heeey, be a gentleman and set us free will you?" she said flirtatiously "or atleast loosen up my handcuffs, there hurting my wrists" she said sweetly, the guard coughed and unlocked the door "don't try anything funny miss" he said as shades of pink appeared on his cheeks, she smiled sweetly and glared at him "for a guard, you sure are stupid" officer down!
it was now morning and the cops were in each cell "RELEASE US AT ONCE!" said the male voice "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS!" said a feminin voice "yeah yeah, they all say the same thing but still, how come we're still here? NOW SHUT UP AND ENJOY YOUR AFTERNOON!" said Redhead slamming the door and in the bright sunlight they appear, everyone looks up and it was a warm day, Redhead raised her fist "THIS IS AWESOM-" she stopped when she stepped on something, she looked down "AAWWW!! COME ON!! THESE ARE BRAND NEW!!" apparently she stepped on dog poo, everyone was giggling/chuckling "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!" then a crow gaw at her, she pointed to the crow "EVEN THAT STUPID BIRD IS LAUGHING AT ME!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!" she took out her slingshot, puts a big rock in it and aims it at the crow "say your prayers" she whispered and released it, but that bird was smart and dodged it, it gawed again. They looked at the rock, down down it goes and for Redheads lucky day, she hit a very buff looking guy "okay, which one of you'se hit me with the rock" he said coldly and glaring at the girls "uhh errgh, nice knowing you!!" yelled Cusser and off she ran home along with the other girls. Redhead gulped and looked at the guy "I'M A GIRL! SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT FATSO!" she yelled and she regrets it.
"geez monday's sure are boring, especially when i have a stupid test! ARGH!" cursed Clutz clenching her fists "oh i was wondering, has anyone seen-" MsGoody was cut off when she said Redhead walking towards them, she stopped and looked up with a grin "THAT GUY SHOULD'VE NEVER MESSED WITH ME!!" she yelled feeling proud "GIRL POWER!!" and off she goes to class.
[ chapter six ]
It is now the last day for the girls to enjoy their freedom, Cusser groaned when Ms.Bell began her non-stop lectures 'get me out of this hellhole' she thought as she remembered a straw in her backpack, she looked through it pretending she's looking for a pencil and finally! she found her straw "oh baby, i've missed you" she whispered and she tore off a little piece of paper and put it in her mouth and when it became soaked with morning breath and aimed it to the person across from her, which was a guy. SLOW MOTION! bits of spit splattered on the desk as it hit the boy side of the face, he slowly turned to Cusser and just looked at her emotionlessly, he stands up "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!!" he yelled as he pointed a finger at her "watch your language young man, what did you do now?" she said looking at Cusser "I spit-balled at him because I was bored" she said laying her head on the desk, the boy just glared at her. It is now the end of the period for her so she just started dozing off when she didn't realize someone was yelling at her "GOT THAT?!" he yelled, she just gave him her confused look "did you say something?" he sulked and sighed "I SAID! WE DECLARE A BATTLE WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! RIGHT HERE! not until the evening though" he said looking away "why? you still playing Power Rangers or something?" she laughed "I'm kidding" she looked at him and he was blushing "OMG YOU DO STILL PLAY POWER RANGERS!! HAHAHAHA!!" she said now on the ground laughing her head off while everyone was looking at her weirdly "ohahakay hahaha thishaha eveninghahaha!! BAHAHAHAHA!!" she said walking away laughing while the boy was glaring her, from now on, his nickname shall be Glare-Boy.
Seven Girls and Eight Boys stood at the Administration Building waiting for the girl that was always late *coughs* Cluts *coughs*. Then a big yellow SUV parked infront of them and Clutz came out with uhh Black and Yellow Pajama's? the girls looked weirdly at her "what the fuck are you wearing?" said Cusser while the girls agreed "you don't recognize it? I was trying to be like uhh that chick from Kill Bill! SEE! I EVEN BROUGHT A SWORD!" she said raising a fake wooden sword, Emo coughed and looked away but whispered "embarassing" as she looked away "tsk tsk, when will you ever grow up?!" said Redhead as she glared at Cluts "have some imagination" she said as she stuck out her puny little tongue, they got into a glaring contest "but anyways, I've got some costumes for everyone!" she yelled and gave everyone their uniform even the guys "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM WEARING THAT!" yelled Glare-boy.
Glare-Boy huffed as he was in a grey uniform, he was the old guy while the rest of the guys were just wearing black suits "this is so uncool" they whispered while they tried getting out of the clothes but Cluts somehow hid the buttons/zippers. Redhead was that japanese girl with the deadly weapon, Cusser was the evil white chick, Emo was Lucy Lui, Sporty was the black chick (RACIST!) Obsessed and Preppy were just in school girl uniforms. Those two girly girls were just squealing away about how cute they looked in their uniforms "man, I should've just made them wear baggy clothes *still squealing* SHUT YOUR DAMN DOLPIN LAUGHS ALREADY!!" Cluts yelled but they were still squealing, everyone was laughing. The battle was about to begin until ... a flash of white light appeared, there stood ... "ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL!! THIS ISN'T A CROSSOVER!!!" they all yelled "hasta la vista, baby" he said and began shooting with his gigantic guns (don't get any wrong ideas xD) I tried blocking a bullet with my wooden stick but it just went through "OH MY GOD!! EVERYONE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Cluts yelled as everyone scattered around "YOU CAN RUN! BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!" we all heard what he said as we ran even faster "OOOOYYY!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE GET HERE?!?!?!" yelled Sporty "HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!! I JUST WANTED TO ROLEPLAY AS KILL BILL!!!" Cluts whined and broke down "ssshhhh" as Cluts was still whining "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" yelled Obsessed slapping Cluts "DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CREEPY STALKER!!" they began killing each other, then they heard screaming and yelling "AAAAHHHHH!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS!!! HELP USSS!!!!" those were the guys, Redhead and Cusser smacked the guys head because they were yelling in front of them "YOU IDIOTS!! WE'RE INFRONT OF YOU!!" they laughed nervously "WHAT THE EFF MAN!" one of his friends yelled, he had glasses on "HAHA THAT WAS FUN! BEING CHASED AROUND BY A PSYCHOTIC CELEB!" yelled one fanboy, we had our wtf looks on, he turned into a form of a teddy bear "WE NEED A DAMN PLAN YOU FUCKTARDS!" cursed one guy as Cusser laughed "we need to call the police, he might hurt us if he catches us" whispered a shy guy who turned into a tomato when everyone looked at him. They have been on the same spot for half an hour now and they were getting tired "should we get out?" said Badtongue (curses alot) then Playboy (flirts alot) started flirting with the girly girls "my my, it must be tiring, why not come to my house for refreshments" he smirked at the girls and they just fainted but only Cluts Sporty Emo Cusser Msgoody and Redhead were left standing, they tsked at their friends "HAVE SOME WOMAN PRIDE YOU GULIBLE BAFOONS!" yelled Sporty as Emo nodded "did ya miss me" whispered a husky voice, everyone froze and looked back, they saw eyes of red "WAAAAAHHHH!!!! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!" the crazy celeb appeared out of nowhere.
They all met back at the school and it was only 2 minutes until midnight "OH MY GOSH! DOES THAT GUY EVER GIVE UP!!" yelled Preppy then the Earth shook "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" they looked to their left and saw the thing, that evil THING!! "GET AWAY FROM US!!" the boys yelled and got infront of the girls "QUIT TRYING TO BE A MAN! WE CAN HANDLE THIS ON OUR OWN!!" yelled Cusser, her and badtongue started arguing "IT'S COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS USS!! OH MY GAWD!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!" yelled Redhead "I LOVE YOU TOO!!" yelled Sporty as everyone got teary "I'M GAY!!" yelled Cluts, everything went into silence even Arnold stopped then everyone laughed
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Everyone looked up at the sky and it was almost morning "what the .. was i dreaming?" said Ms.Goody as everyone was freaked out even the guys had the same dream "duude, that is like the awesomeness dream i have ever had!" yelled Playboy then a snore was heard, they looked and it was Cluts, they shook her and started to wake up "nnn good morning, huh?" everyone looked like they were holding in their laughs "YOU ARE SO EFFIN RETARDED!! I'M GAY!!" yelled Obsessed laughing away, Cluts laughed "I just wanted a laugh before we died" they all laughed "guess the fight won't happen, you are officially our girls now" said Playboy smiling at them "............" was their response "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YOUR' GIRLS! WE ARE NOT ITEMS!!" the girls yelled "but friends would be nice" said Ms.Goody "we'd like that, we thought you girls were mean and all just like the rest but I guess we were wrong, you girls are actually pretty cool" said Glare-Boy smiling "it's morning right?" said Emo, Sporty nodded "....." it took them 5 minutes to realize "NOOOOOO!!!!!" the girls yelled while the boys just had their wtf looks on "what's wrong?" they all said "WE'RE LEAVING IN 8 HOURS!! WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!" yelled Redhead "7am" said Dorkohontas "thanks nerd" she said while he glared at her, Sporty was in thought and then her eyes widen, the boys looked at her, then she smirked, the boys were now scared.
Everyone was now in the Principal's Office especially the guys, they were mumbling about something while the girls smirked "you kids are so troublesome, I'm sorry to say but ALL of you are going to a Discipline School" he said while the guys were shocked "WHAT?!?!?!?!" the girls high-fived each other and gave them a thumbs up, they stuck out their tongues. *8 hours later* Everyone was in the plane as plan but guess who's late and no it's not Cluts "where the eff is ..." then she finally got in, Ms.Goody "I'm sorry i'm late! I couldn't find my diary" she said as the girls laughed "d-diary?! what are you? still 8?!" they laughed then the guys joined as she turned red. They were now off the ground of Mother Earth and already at the airport "atleast we'll be protected by our own personal bodyguards" said Cusser while the guys glared "i thought you girls could handle things on your own" said Bum (asks for things) "b-but .." said Ms.Goody tears forming on her tears, the guys gulped as their hearts pounded "fine" they mumbled as Ms.Goody snickered. It took them about 2 days to reach their destination "hey, where is this school anyways?" asked Shyguy then the busdriver smiled "Welcome to .... " as he opened the door "BRITISH COLUMBIA?!?!?!" they all yelled then the bus drove off.
sorry, my page was jinxed so i had to re-construct it haha anyways enjoy!
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